Thanks Mags

It's got nowt to do with Gordon Brown, it was Mags and Ron who introduced us to the wonders of the free market. That means no government regulation people. We were left to our own devices and obviously greed got the better of some of us, bringing capitalism in on itself.

The love of money is the root of all evil. Didn't you see this coming?

SEO - What a pile of shite

Under the search term Bishop Auckland, there's only 4 websites got a page rank. This website has a lot of information on Bishop Auckland, so how come I'm having such a hard time getting Google to acknowledge me in the free listings? It's not even in the top 100! And there's loads of sites managed to get there because they've mentioned Bishop Auckland once.

I'm on the first page in the paid listings though. Happy to take my coin aren't you!

No Junk Mail

Junk mail is marketing. Without marketing that company you work for wouldn't have grown big enough to employ you. Then you wouldn't have a job to earn the money to buy the house with the letterbox for you to stick a sticker on saying no junk mail.

If it doesn't interest you, just chuck it in the bin. No big deal.

Anti Social or Art?

Yes it's a bit anti social, but I reckon it's very artistic and creative, and a bit revolutionary. An insight into the mind of the charv!

And it's comedy genius.

I Hate Technology

The forms on this website haven't been working for a while, so if you've uploaded photos or you've left your contact details for an advert, I haven't received them.

Please fill out the forms again and I'll try and keep up with my dodgy technology.